Facial Tattoos

OMW! I just saw a girl with a jaw dropping tattoo on her FACE! What are you young people thinking these days? What is with the whole tattoo thing?

Just so we are clear. I think tattoos are cool to an extent. In my opinion tattoos in places where they cannot be visibly seen is perfectly fine. Even sleeves look cool on some people. But if I say I am not totally hating the face tattoo thing I would be lying. Back when Tyson got one everybody thought he was crazy, now he looks like the most sane one of the bunch!

Saw an interview with Gucci Mane 2 days ago, and he was asked about his ice cream cone with 3 scoops and a thunderbolt tattoo on his face. Guess what he said? “Oh you know men, It symbolizes that I am the coldest MC in the game and the thunderbolt is to draw more attention to it” and the interviewer said you are a very smart guy. What’s worse the dum ass didn’t know she was being sarcastic. Or maybe he didn’t care.

Some people would argue that as an entertainer you can do something like that and get away with it. Wrong, with a face tattoo, when you walk into a building or a meeting or whatever, regardless of what you are there for. You have already branded yourself as an artiste and that’s that. It’s like saying “music is all I do, music is all I know” No one would be willing to discuss a merger or a big money endorsement with an ice cream cone on your face! Or a duck with a mike tattooed on your face.

When I hear people saying “o JayZ should retire, he’s too old for this music shit” I’m like, “shut up fool” Jigga actually planned to stay relevant this long. The whole business is a dance; you have to be able to fit in some certain circles to be able to achieve some goals. Get some shit done. That’s one reason I admire the nearly defunct 50cent, he’s the only artiste I can see so far that can reach JayZ or Diddy heights.

Let’s keep it real, even Lil Wayne would be all but washed out in 5 maybe 6 years from now. Max 10. Then what? I would really love to find out. Most these people have bankruptcy in their nearest future. why do you think most these guys don’t pay their taxes. They don’t have any other marketable skills and when that one thing you got is time sensitive, you are fucked if a mere tattoo becomes an hindrance to you diversifying when you grow older and your music is no longer relevant, oh! But wait! You are already in a high tax bracket. Ill love to see you come up with your taxes let alone feed.

For those who are not even in anyway, remotely associated with show-biz and have face tattoos…you fuck up! Big time. It’s too late for you really. There’s nothing left for you to do. Oh asides getting a meager pay job and living from paycheck to paycheck. So let’s say you tattoo dollar signs on your face and you end up working in Burger king. You are definitely swimming in the money now! Where are you ever going to see those dollars? It makes no sense when I see young people in “college” with face tattoos or obscene tattoos in very obvious places. “why bother going to college? You are never going to get a job anyways”

Don’t stress. Just go home and wait for your unemployment benefits

Below are the worst facial tattoos you would ever see.